Actually every day is National Punch a Nazi Day*, but I’m feeling particularly festive this evening. So I’m going to rewatch Inglourious Basterds again to celebrate.
Donny Donowitz swinging that Louisville Slugger never gets old. Tarantino understood the assignment: sometimes you don’t want nuance, you want a Boston Jew beating a Nazi officer to death with a baseball bat while we all laugh our asses off.
*Remember to only punch Nazis metaphorically, because aggravated assault is illegal.
Sadly.
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Neither do Communists. Sure, go ahead and fantasize about beating up cartoon Nazis, but don’t overlook the totalitarian threats that emanate from the IslamoCommunist alliance that befoul the public square daily.
Only a Nazi would engage in Whataboutism in a post about punching Nazis.
Enjoy your jackboots.
Have you ever actually punched a Nazi? doubt.
Metaphorically? Every damn day.
Literally? Aggravated assault is illegal, bro. So no.
My grandfather killed a shitload of them tho.
If you’d read the post instead of commenting on the title you’d know all this though.
Also, found the Nazi.
Oh I read it. But nothing in your post clarified your “nazi punching history”
Or lack of. So yes, I was curious.
But please.. Let me get this straight. Your grandfather, like my own, stacked
Nazis like firewood at the risk of losing his life, all that he held dear.. But
you haven’t because you’re afraid of catching charges? Dude, you really
are a larper. Buzz Aldrin clocked a tinfoil jackass in broad daylight, he
got away with it. Are you telling me you’re not smart enough to get
away with decking some dickbag? I feel for you son.