Comparative Analysis of Soft-Body Physics Simulation Fidelity in AI-Generated Beach Locomotion Sequences: A Multi-Platform Biomechanical Assessment

Can AI video generators accurately simulate how bodies actually move? This rigorous multi-platform study evaluates soft tissue physics across 21 model configurations from Kling, Sora, Runway, Grok, Seedance, and more—using standardized methodology and clinical terminology to test biomechanical fidelity. Results reveal massive performance gaps: Kling 2.6 achieves exceptional realism including secondary tissue deformation, while others range from physics attenuation to catastrophic anatomical failure. The study documents three distinct content moderation strategies, discovers that AI models encode “default” body aesthetics that override input characteristics, and finds that newer model versions don’t always mean better performance. Includes comparative video evidence and detailed platform-by-platform analysis.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Finally America Has Reminded the World What Real Strength Looks Like

In a bold display of US military prowess, American forces captured Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro on January 3, 2026, in Operation Absolute Resolve, bringing the narco-terrorist to justice in New York. Under President Trump, the precision strike—rehearsed meticulously—involved 150 aircraft and Delta Force, resulting in zero US fatalities. It was a long overdue vindication of American strength and resolve. Critics feebly cite international law, but the constitutional authority and strategic necessity for dismantling criminal regimes is clear and the operation sets a precedent for global powers, reshaping international relations and emphasizing decisive action against threats like drug cartels and regional instability. Welcome to the Golden Age.

Colonial Violence and the Monstrous Other

I’m honored to host Dr. Imani Okonkwo’s powerful analysis of Where the Wild Things Are today. What generations have celebrated as imaginative children’s literature, Dr. Okonkwo reveals as “a primer in colonial logic” that normalizes white supremacy and imperial violence. From Max’s appropriative wolf suit to his assumption of kingship over racialized “monsters,” from the erasure of indigenous perspectives to his consequence-free return home, this beloved classic teaches children that distant lands exist for conquest and that white dominance is natural. Drawing on critical race theory and postcolonial studies, Dr. Okonkwo delivers an unflinching examination of how seemingly innocent stories encode and transmit colonial ideology. This is essential, uncomfortable reading.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

Eco-Marxism for Toddlers

Today I’m thrilled to host Chad Pemberton from The Pemberton Principle podcast for his devastating takedown of The Lorax. What most people see as a charming environmental tale, Chad reveals as “the most successful piece of anti-capitalist propaganda ever produced.” From the demonization of the Once-ler’s entrepreneurship to the Lorax’s elitist activism, Chad systematically exposes how Dr. Seuss taught generations of children that business is evil, profit is dirty, and economic growth destroys the planet. Drawing on Austrian economics and his own experience building (and losing) a sustainable business, Chad offers the free-market perspective The Lorax desperately needs. Essential reading for anyone tired of eco-Marxist indoctrination in children’s literature.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

I Think I Can, Therefore I Oppress

This weekend, I’m honored to host Dr. K. N. Rosenberg-Chen (Evergreen State College, Gender Studies) for a searing takedown of The Little Engine That Could. What you thought was an innocent story about perseverance? Dr. Rosenberg-Chen reveals it as “bootstrap pedagogy for toddlers”—a masterclass in teaching children that disability is moral failure, that saying “I cannot” is shameful, and that masculine worth requires self-destruction. Packed with citations from Butler, hooks, McRuer, and Kafer, this review exposes how we’ve been training two-year-olds in toxic masculinity and ableist ideology for nearly a century. Buckle up—this locomotive is going off the rails.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

The Road to Serfdom Starts at Bedtime

In 1947, Margaret Wise Brown published what would become the most successful piece of Marxist propaganda ever smuggled into American homes. Goodnight Moon has sold 48 million copies, conditioning generations of children to accept central planning, reject property rights, and submit to authority without question. The great green room is a command economy in miniature. The quiet old lady is a bureaucratic enforcer. The ritual teaches learned helplessness. As someone who’s endured this book nightly for eighteen months, my good friend Scott finally decoded its insidious message. Fair warning: once you see it, you can’t unsee it.